My brother in law Matt sent me this, I couldn't help but post it. I had a good laugh over this one!
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Fart in a wet suit.......!
For those of you wondering who takes the lead in laundry detergent and fabric softener, here it is. Dave was reading his Consumer Reports magazine today and Gain and Bounce were said to work the best. I love to hear ratings when it comes to things that I buy at least once a week. So if you're having a tough time fighting stains, maybe these will help. Happy Washing!
Words cannot explain the feelings that I and so many have had for this man. What a wonderful example of how Christlike we can become. What an honor it has been to be led under his direction. I can't help but wonder what the heavenly reunion of our beloved prophet and his dear wife was like. May his memory be one of those that touches our hearts forever, I know it will mine. As he would say "God Be With You, Till' We Meet Again."
I'm so excited that Garth has decided to make a return. I've kind of been one of those "super fans" that have followed his career. When Dave and I were in our second year of marriage, broke as can possibly be, I told Dave all that I wanted for Christmas was the Garth Brooks Box set. That's what I got. I was so excited. So I guess you can say Garth holds a special place in my heart. To wrap it up, I think he's a descent, polite, honest, good man. You go Garth, and welcome back!
WELCOME HOME LEE!
I was just called as the Young Women's first counselor in our ward. I'm really excited about my new calling. I have had this calling before but it was with about 10 girls compared to the almost 40 girls we have in this ward. I've been in the YW's program now for almost 7 years and have really enjoyed it. It's been a blessing for me and I have learned so much through the eyes of the Youth of our church. 
WOW, I don't even know where to begin. Let's just say my trip to Mexico began with a nightmare, followed by a great time, followed by a bad dream. I'm a pretty laid back, easy going person. But I have to say this trip did me in. It all began with a flight into Mexico City and ended with lost baggage. As the kids and I (yes, me by myself) landed in Mexico City I knew it was going to be a little crazy but I didn't know that a 3 hour layover wasn't going to turn out to be enough time to get us through customs.. To make a long story short the kids (who were such troopers) and I got stuck in this over populated city, stayed at a foreign hotel, cried a few tears (okay so I balled like a baby to Dave and my parents), and spoke more Spanglish than I ever had. After about 4 hours of wandering aimlessly in the airport I met a very kind man who walked me through my problems and got us on a flight the following morning to Ixtapa. Once we got to Ixtapa things were great. THAT POST IS YET TO COME. The flight home ended up giving me more headaches though. We were beating the time, doing pretty well with connections (3 I had), until we got to Chicago where there were delays. We got on our flight 3 hours later but got to Memphis only to find out our bags didn't come with us. So we're home safe and sound but missing baggage. We did have a good time, but I did learn a few lessons. NEVER fly by myself for that long again, NEVER rely on the airlines (sorry Dad), and last NEVER EVER EVER connect in a city with 22 million people. I guess my final thought for this trip, at least the traveling part, would be GOD BLESS AMERICA!